They're from before 1918, the Kaiser has already accounted for them, the League of Nations inspectors didn't find anything, Valerie Plame's grandmother was a covert operative outed by Vice President Marshall's chief of staff, this is obviously part of a neo-conservative plot to control possible oil reserves under the floor of the North Sea, Wilson lied, soldiers died, Winston Churchill MIHOP'd the Lusitania, France and Belgium are a quagmire, no blood for North Sea oil . . .