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Why I Love Australia (Krauthammer)
Washington Post ^ | June 23, 2006 | Charles Krauthammer

Posted on 06/23/2006 2:05:03 AM PDT by West Coast Conservative

In the Australian House of Representatives last month, opposition member Julia Gillard interrupted a speech by the minister of health thusly: "I move that that sniveling grub over there be not further heard."

For that, the good woman was ordered removed from the House, if only for a day. She might have escaped that little time-out if she had responded to the speaker's demand for an apology with something other than "If I have offended grubs, I withdraw unconditionally."

God, I love Australia. Where else do you have a shadow health minister with such, er, starch? Of course I'm prejudiced, having married an Australian, but how not to like a country, in this age of sniveling grubs worldwide, whose treasurer suggests to any person who "wants to live under sharia law" to try Saudi Arabia and Iran, "but not Australia." He was elaborating on an earlier suggestion that "people who . . . don't want to live by Australian values and understand them, well then they can basically clear off." Contrast this with Canada, historically and culturally Australia's commonwealth twin, where last year Ontario actually gave serious consideration to allowing its Muslims to live under sharia.

Such things don't happen in Australia. This is a place where, when the remains of a fallen soldier are accidentally switched with those of a Bosnian, the enraged widow picks up the phone late at night, calls the prime minister at home in bed and delivers a furious, unedited rant -- which he publicly and graciously accepts as fully deserved. Where Americans today sue, Australians slash and skewer.

For Americans, Australia engenders nostalgia for our own past, which we gauzily remember as infused with John Wayne plain-spokenness and vigor.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...


TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: australia; krauthammer
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To: Fairview

That little thing about gun confiscation has always driven me nuts, too. Hands down, the Aussies have always stood with us, and in many ways, they are the closest to us in outlook. They are wonderful friends, but that gun thing still bothers me.


41 posted on 06/23/2006 5:29:49 AM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again" - Jack Bauer)
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To: spatso; fanfan; Pikamax; Former Proud Canadian; Great Dane; Alberta's Child; headsonpikes; Ryle; ...
"... I just got excited to realize that I was not the only one ..."

Had you been around longer than your mere couple of months, you'd have known FreeRepublic's always had a small - but vocal - unduly provincial, knuckle-dragging contingent who've unfortunately developed such a siege mentality that they are plainly incapable of differentiating between America's friends & its enemies.

Beyond being counter-productive to the overall conservative cause, their mindless sniping & baiting is highly insulting to the countless families with branches on both sides of the border as well as pointlessly alienating to those who see themselves as friends of America.
42 posted on 06/23/2006 5:31:30 AM PDT by GMMAC (Discover Canada governed by Conservatives: www.CanadianAlly.com)
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To: CORedneck

about 10 years ago I had the same idea...subscribed to a New Zealand newspaper from Wellington for about 3 months. Reads the same as any major metropolitan paper from the USA...similar miserable social/behavioral/drug problems.....and just as similarly a PC read....


43 posted on 06/23/2006 5:37:10 AM PDT by mo
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To: evad


44 posted on 06/23/2006 5:46:37 AM PDT by em2vn
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To: West Coast Conservative
For Americans, Australia engenders nostalgia for our own past, which we gauzily remember as infused with John Wayne plain-spokenness and vigor.

gauzily - what a great word

45 posted on 06/23/2006 6:01:08 AM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: ABG(anybody but Gore)

I agree with you. In my opinion, where we broke with the Mother country the Aussie's never did and it carries over into the belief of power from the government and not from the people. Just a thought.


46 posted on 06/23/2006 6:08:40 AM PDT by A Strict Constructionist
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To: coconutt2000

to get a little Japanese girl upset, ask her if she's Korean.............That do be true.....Sparks fly...


47 posted on 06/23/2006 6:11:58 AM PDT by litehaus
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To: Egon; coconutt2000
To make things even worse, France got some bad news this year. Apparently they have a sexually transmitted disease they got from some of their flings in Africa, and a couple more from Saddam Hussein (that bastard). And to pile tragedy on top of irony - France got AIDS. That's an autoimmune disorder that destroys you from within. It is an acronym for Angry Islamic Delinquents Syndrome.

Yep. Great piece by both parties. Thanks for the ping. I was going to ping your attention to 12, until I saw your post!

48 posted on 06/23/2006 6:18:23 AM PDT by RhoTheta (If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't prepare properly.)
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To: West Coast Conservative

If only they hadn't conceded on guns, Australia would be my escape plan when the Leftists finally destroy America.


49 posted on 06/23/2006 6:18:32 AM PDT by Teacher317
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To: SkyPilot

Hah! One more reason to love Fosters! For Fathers Day my wife gave me a Fosters golf towel. The Aussies know how to drink in moderation; 1 beer = 25.4 ounces. God, I love 'em!


50 posted on 06/23/2006 6:23:57 AM PDT by Edgar3 (Constitutional Republic, or die)
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To: A Strict Constructionist
Yep, too bad. Believe me, Australia has a big bias against people exercising their faith, if its Christian that is.

They use their big government the same way atheists and liberals do here, big government is their unholy mother church and they enforce her edicts with a growing iron fist.

51 posted on 06/23/2006 6:27:08 AM PDT by gunsofaugust (Moral liberals are the most repulsive excrement.)
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To: SkyPilot

Another fine reason to go Down Under.


52 posted on 06/23/2006 6:31:43 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: ABG(anybody but Gore)

'That little thing about gun confiscation has always driven me nuts, too. Hands down, the Aussies have always stood with us, and in many ways, they are the closest to us in outlook. They are wonderful friends, but that gun thing still bothers me.'

It's simple really - your view is a result of being an American and thus being from a culture where the ability to own a handgun is important to you. No such gun ownership culture exists in the UK or Oz, so the decision to control them was much easier.

Things that are important to Americans are not necessarily important to other cultures. As a gun-owning Brit I find myself in favour of handgun control because to allow handgun ownership here would inevitably lead to the arming of our civil police force and it's conversion to a US-style paramilitary one. Most Brits are willing to sacrifice handgun ownership for an unarmed police force. That doesn't mean we are right and you are wrong, just that we have different priorities on guns than you.


53 posted on 06/23/2006 6:32:27 AM PDT by Vectorian
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To: West Coast Conservative

Why I love Krauthammer.


54 posted on 06/23/2006 6:35:23 AM PDT by DungeonMaster (More and more churches are nada scriptura.)
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To: namsman

Ping!


55 posted on 06/23/2006 6:43:35 AM PDT by SW6906 (6 things you can't have too much of: sex, money, firewood, horsepower, guns and ammunition.)
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To: coconutt2000

Good one!


56 posted on 06/23/2006 6:46:09 AM PDT by SW6906 (6 things you can't have too much of: sex, money, firewood, horsepower, guns and ammunition.)
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To: West Coast Conservative
Why I Love Australia AND Krauthammer
57 posted on 06/23/2006 6:50:06 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (This is no time for bleeding hearts, pacifists, and appeasers to prevail in free world opinion.)
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To: West Coast Conservative

HAHA! Go Aussies! They are terrific.


58 posted on 06/23/2006 6:59:01 AM PDT by blitzgig
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To: Vectorian; ABG(anybody but Gore)

"As a gun-owning Brit I find myself in favour of handgun control because to allow handgun ownership here would inevitably lead to the arming of our civil police force and it's conversion to a US-style paramilitary one. Most Brits are willing to sacrifice handgun ownership for an unarmed police force."

Britons were allowed to own handguns up until 1997 when the then Conservative government decided to ban them as a kneejerk reaction to the Dunblane shootings. I should know, I had to send mine abroad otherwise they would have been destroyed. Can't quite remember if we had an armed paramilitary police force then though (you know, because of licensed handguns held by the public many of whom were police officers happy to shoot handguns alongside the public - like myself on at least one occasion). Anyway, the heavily armed paramilitary police forces must have all given up the paramilitary stuff and now just go on patrol without the body armour and stuff like they did before we were allowed handguns (think that was before they were invented in the 17th century or whereabouts). :)

ABG - I suggest you fight anti gun legislation tooth and nail; oh, and don't be too reliant on people who don't use the same type of firearms that you use: they probably think theirs are legitimate, yours aren't so its only right that yours are banned. :)


59 posted on 06/23/2006 7:54:08 AM PDT by Mac1
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To: coconutt2000

Ask a Korean is he or she is Japanese - and get killed or seriously injured.


60 posted on 06/23/2006 8:11:33 AM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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