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To: beachn4fun; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Ms.Poohbear; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; LaDivaLoca; Severa; ...

 

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE :

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. 
The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, 


"Ketchup!"

375 posted on 06/23/2006 4:31:34 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........You didn't know I was a PROUD member of Proud Patriots, did you?...WWW.PROUDPATRIOTS.ORG....)
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God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well,” says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting. Show me"

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,

( I love this )

"Get your own dirt."


429 posted on 06/23/2006 8:58:49 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
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