Let's see, time for the top responses from the left... I'll start.
1. See Bush sent all our troops over there and we're in danger here at home. It's just like Katrina; If Bush did his job those poor downtrodden young black men, suffering from his trillions in deficits and lack of education, health and job programs that were cut by said Bush, who happen to come from Louisiana and are half illegal... except for the Haitian... he's a full illegal. They just wanted a job judge, this cruel administration forces the young black man to do this... he doesn't know any better... he had to feed his twenty kids (cue child pictures in background, preferably one with dad).
ROFL
The Hatian is only legal cause his then wife had a baby in Miami just after being rescued by the Coast Guard. They divorced about three weeks after he got his green card. He's a citizen now, but is still cashing in the welfare checks.