"But the 'intellectual relativist' and 'nihilist' charge is cute."
And accurate. You don't understand what abstract thought is, or what metaphysical is, or what science is. You are the poster child for the postmodernist assault on reason.
Actually I do understand what abstract thought, metaphysical and science are. That's why I can show you where you make your errors.
What you call 'reason' is pure credulity.