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To: 2nsdammit
Further Adventures in Creationism

The scientific case against Atom Bomb-ism

Or, Creationist Dialectics Applied to Hiroshima

1. Atomic theory is "just a theory."
2. No one has ever seen an atom, and certainly not one that explodes.
3. The second law of thermodynamics prohibits atom bombs.
4. There are no atoms mentioned in the bible.
5. Even if individual atoms decay, that's micro-fission. There's no proof for macro-fission.
6. Atomic theory leads to fear, depression, sexual promiscuity, and world domination.
7. There is no evidence that a so-called atom bomb destroyed Hiroshima.
8. Just because a so-called bomb dropped when the city blew up proves nothing. Correlation does not equal causality.
9. Many scientists believe that Hiroshima may have been destroyed by an encounter with Rodan.
10. Rodan's existence is well-documented and has never been disproved.
11. Atom bomb-ism is a product of materialism and a Godless, naturalistic worldview.
12. It takes more faith to believe in Atom bomb-ism than it does to believe in the Tooth Fairy.
13. More and more scientists are turning to "Rodan Theory" (RT). Atom bomb-ism is a theory in crisis!

Atomic explosion or Rodan? "Teach the controversy!"

818 posted on 07/07/2006 8:49:04 AM PDT by PatrickHenry (The Enlightenment gave us individual rights, free enterprise, and the theory of evolution.)
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To: PatrickHenry
Darwinism leads to nazism.
Nazism leads to Atom Bomb-ism.
Atom Bomb-ism leads to Godzillaism.
Godzillaism leads to Rodanism.

Further, Rodanism leads to Mitsuo Tsudaism.
Mitsuo Tsudaism leads to Peter Fernandezism (Mothera)
Peter Fernandezism leads to Kyra Sedgwickism (War of Love).
And Kyra Sedgwickism leads to (if you didn't see this one coming, seek psychiatric help) Kevin Baconism.

Is it Friday yet?

838 posted on 07/07/2006 12:43:11 PM PDT by Hoplite
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