Well, straighten them out! (Bunch of slackers.)
Organizing E.coli is harder than herding cats. Trust me.
We all just had a little conference. They reminded me of Benjamin Franklin's thought: "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." This preceded Darwin, but surely he foresaw the evolution-deniers.
Question: do you happen to know if our primate cousins also depend on E.coli? Escheria or a different strain?