[jdm]

myspace killed my dog, sold my coin collection, set my car on fire, knocked up my girlfriend and emptied my bank account.

[Xenalyte]

I gained 40 pounds last year, the dog has a bald spot on his tail, my car's brakes need fixing, our foundation is cracked, my old stereo won't play CDs anymore, and one of the cats took a dump outside the litterbox.

It's clearly MySpace's fault.