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To: beaversmom
The ideal church for Mary would be named The First Church of Make Crap Up. Her version of the Bible would be 3 pages long.
4 posted on 06/22/2006 3:04:19 AM PDT by kb2614 (Hell hath no fury than a bureaucrat scorned)
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To: kb2614

What a typical liberal dingbat! The kind that in the aftermath of a particularily hideous murder will intone,

"I think we should hear his side of the matter before we make up our minds."


10 posted on 06/22/2006 3:17:00 AM PDT by elcid1970
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To: kb2614
The First Church of Make Crap Up. Her version of the Bible would be 3 pages long.

It could get lengthy if they translate it without the pronouns 'he, she, his, her, etc.' That is if they use some lame verbiage to dance around who the Son of God was and who was the mother and Father.
17 posted on 06/22/2006 4:19:06 AM PDT by carumba (The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Groucho)
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To: kb2614

Haven't you heretics realized that the Bible is a "living document" just like the US Constitution? Geez, get with the program already!

(Sarcasm off)


47 posted on 06/22/2006 6:12:07 AM PDT by 43north (7 of 11 living things are insects. This explains liberals.)
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To: kb2614
The ideal church for Mary would be named The First Church of Make Crap Up

I keep telling folks--the Reformation traditionally taught the Theology of the Cross(Christ and Him crucified.) Episcopalians now teach the Theology of Whatever(Vicki and his whatsisname.)

79 posted on 06/22/2006 5:49:08 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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