Translation: "Look at me! Look at me!!! Dammit, I said look at me!!!"
What a drama queen. I smell more than Cindy's dirty hair here. If she pulls this in Crawford in the Texas heat she will probably end up in the hospital and be force fed to save her life. She'd love the attention and probably sue the hospital.
Conversation in newsroom: "OK, who's going to get stuck covering Cindy? Come on guys, someone's got to do it. OK, OK, tell you what, let's just draw straws. Whoever gets the short straw has to go watch fat Cindy starve herself. Think of it as a l-o-n-g vacation"