[Doctor Stochastic]

There are so many gods out there, I've lost count.

So many gods, so few maidens....

[MineralMan]

"So many gods, so few maidens....
"

Ah, but, you see...if you're an atheist, you get to keep the maidens for yourself. No need for the sacrifices. Keep that under your hat, though...we don't need more competition for the few maidens still left.