[zeugma]

Ah, yes---beer---"Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin

Actually Master Franklin was close to the truth, but not quite there.

There are, in fact, three things that prove both the existance of G-d, and that he wants us to be happy:

1. Beer
2. Chocolate
3. Coffee

 

[Wonder Warthog]

"There are, in fact, three things that prove both the existance of G-d, and that he wants us to be happy--beer, chocolate, coffee",p> True, but beer was the one he gave us FIRST.