The tree huggers don't like fossil (carbon dioxide, greenhouse gasses, global warming, unsightly Gulf Oil rigs).
Hydro-electric (ugly, deprive fish of upstream affirmative action rights).
Windmills (Despoils Kennedy's ocean view, kills birds too dumb to avoid blades).
Geothermal (Screws up Old Faithful)
Nuclear (Three Mile Island, Chernobyl)
Wood, Coal, Pellet stoves (See #1)
Solar (Icky rows of cells in the pristine desert)
The only thing left is to burn endangered species manure and go to work on bicycles dressed in Mao suits.
LOL