[Xenalyte]

JEWELRY:

• Rings (finger or toe)
• Bracelets (wrist or upper arm)
• Earrings
• Necklaces
• Anklets
• Tiaras and crowns and coronets and circlets

This is very easy. If it appears on my list, it's jewelry. If it doesn't, it's not.

[oblomov]

Maybe we should advise these kids to start wearing "purity noserings".