I guess now would be the time to convert to Islam and at least reap the reward of the 72 virgins.
Posted on 06/16/2006 2:10:32 PM PDT by RWR8189
Irony is so, like, ironic.
No excuse. TFB bucko.
bump
"Lee died in prison by accidental hanging in 2001"
say what?
Lee died in prison of accidental hanging? How does one die of an accidental hanging?
"Oops, I almost died by hanging again!"
Umm, let's see. He accidently decided to tie a bedsheet around his neck, loop the other end around a ceiling pipe, and jump off a chair. I know, he thought his feet would hit the floor.
"Lee died in prison by accidental hanging in 2001"
This statement strains credulity. How on earth does someone get hanged, in prison ... by accident?
There's something you don't see everyday. A criminal accepting responsibility for his actions.
Wonder how long the appeals process will take, given Mr. Fell's confession and court room statement. I would think it shouldn't take long as the accused is not disputing the charge or the sentence.
It's was an accident when the prison guards on duty say it was accident, get it?
"How does one die of an accidental hanging?"
Maybe his fellow inmates meant to hang some other murderer? Oops.
This execution will never happen. Liberal activists will fight this with money, time etc.
Meanwhile these same people will also fight for the right to kill unborn children till they die.
Stomped her to death.....deserves nothing less than to die.
What that means is that trial judges are guided by appellate rulings. This judge followed the law and directions of the appellate court; he could not do otherwise.
autoerotic asphyxiation
I guess now would be the time to convert to Islam and at least reap the reward of the 72 virgins.
This shows why we need a new mainstream media that it takes itself a little less seriously.
I think we need The Monte Python Dispatch, where such a newsline would be properly edited to read:
accidental [wink-wink, nudge-nudge] hanging.
I've read that oxygen deprivation can enhance the "experience," but with his neck in a noose? How did he plan to get down? I guess if he was good at envisioning the consequences of his actions, he wouldn't have been in prison in the first place. But, I still think "accidental" is a stretch.
Fell's attorneys didn't contest his guilt, instead asking jurors to spare his life because he grew up in a violent household with alcoholic parents.
Awwww Tough Chit
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