What are the Brits going to cut their steak with, silly string?
No, no, the law requires, or is going to require, that all kitchen knives have rounded points. That way they couldn't possibly be used in "stabbing" someone. Also, they are trying to limit the size of knives they can use in the home. No need for a large butcher knife in the house, you might actually cut yourself with it. What candy asses these Brits are to let their government shove this sh** down their throats!
Having grown up with British and Irish cooking, allow me to recommend hammer and chisel.
Now, if someone could just ban stoves, Britain would make a giant step towards civilisation.
d.o.l.
Criminal Number 18F
"What are the Brits going to cut their steak with, silly string?"
They'll just boil it a bit longer.....
Good point. The obvious solution to the problem you identify is to enact steak-control legislation, eliminating the need for knives. A slight tax increase will also help the Government hoard all the steak so the citizens won't be tempted to eat newly illegal steak.