[edpc]

"How much is this condom?"

"$1.04"

"Why does it say 99 cents?"

"It's 99 cents for the condom and 5 cents for the tax."

"Oh...I wondered what held it in place...."

[tet68]

The last time I took that Trojan out of my wallet there
WAS a kind of Neptunian cloud. Yep just checked again,
it's still as good as new even though I bought it in 1965.