Even the BOOKS are gay now? Sorry, I know some books will say, "Now, now, folks, we're all adult books, here," but I really can't fathom books having sex. I didn't know they had the parts!
Although I did hear of one book having a terrible mishap... He had just gone to the doctors' to have his appendix removed...
"to have his appendix removed"
Ooof...! Just for that, you are under arrest.
O-pun and shut case!