We could just burn it? bwahahahahaha! You are right we are all doomed!
One day in the life of Ivan Envirowackovitch.
Wow, the 'Chicken Little Syndrome' hard at work.
Oh. My. GOD. Not CARBON!!! Not CARBON - the fundamental building block of all life on Earth!!! Not CARBON, which, when mixed with oxygen in just the right proprotions, forms a perfect PLANT FOOD! Not CARBON, which can be morphed into such insidious products as Diamonds, Coal and Graphite!!! Please god no! Say it isn't CARBON!!!!
The greenies are simply terrified at the prospect of vast areas of permafrost region warming enough to permit the cultivation of winter wheat, thereby making it possible to feed more people.
Besides all that, no one is even close to understanding the global carbon cycle.
Asteroid Impact, Same Sex Marriage, Massive gamma ray burst from an outside the solar system event, BSE nvCJD, SARS, Smallpox, Ebola ,Flu- (human, bird, swine, duck, chicken), Salmonella, Carbs, Fat, Protein, Terrorists, Anthrax, Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Too little ozone, Too much ozone, Global warming, Global cooling, Global Warming Chaos, Pesticides, Deer ticks, Nerve gas, Dirty bombs, Haliburton, SUVs, Guns, Acid rain, Too much Rain, Too little Rain, Nuclear power, Non-nuclearpower, Nuclear war, Conventional war, Wind Turbines shredding endangered birds, Obesity, Starvation, BCS, The Yankees with ARod, NCAA Basketball Tournament Selections, Pit bulls, Rottweilers, German Shepherds, Huskies, Alaskan Malamutes ,Doberman Pinschers, Chow Chows, Great Danes, St. Bernards, Akitas, green ketchup, MRSA (Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus), Pet spiders, Yard Sale Congestion, Red King Crabs, Shadow people, Cattle mutilations, Junk Science, Supersize fries, Our worst fears were confirmed, steroids in baseball, microwave popcorn, HIV, Peak Oil, Cholesterol both LDL and HDL, second hand smoke, Google Telephone Searches, backyard nuclear reactor, Nitrogen pollution, Carbon Dioxide Reported at Record Levels, Dangerous' Curry Colourings Cataracts from computers, brain tumors from cell phones, fire ants, killer bees, killer tomatoes, killer clowns the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Terrell Owens and Ron Artest, Exploding cell phones, cryptococcus gattii, methylisothiazolinone (MIT), "holiday heart," , U.S. Teens Are Among the Worst at Math, picking your teeth in public"The Hamdog.", Plastic Wrap in a Microwave, mercury, perfluorooctanoic acid, Teflon, Thawing Permafrost...
So much to worry about...
This is a win win for Russia and Canada. If Global Warming REALLY kicks off, they beomce the new breadbaskets of the world.
The tundra is actually carbonated water that was stored there by space aliens who used it for soft drinks.
They're gonna be mad if we drink it all. /sarcasm
(We're all gonna DIE!!!) >>
of old age