[small voice in the wilderness]

...Typical Liberal Romantic Evening:

1)Streisand music playing softly in the background
2)Free-range Buddhist Monk tofu marinating in refrigerator
3)Sugar-free, carb-friendly, human rights migrant farmer chocolate pudding trying to firm up
4)Recently acquired Andy Warhol No Smoking Poster hung proudly above bed
5)Eco-Responsible Recycled Soapbutt Bars in the shower
6)Unopened Inconvenient Truth dvd beside nightstand.

And Leno wonders WHY...

[Pharmboy]

That's great...also, maybe an old Paul Ehrlich book that fell behind the couch in 1978.