To: InfantryMarine
1 five gallon can of roof coating (tar)
5 full pillows, goose down (feathers)
worked in the past, will work again
25 posted on
06/14/2006 7:03:16 AM PDT by
Al Gator
(Refusing to "stoop to your enemy's level", gets you cut off at the knees.)
To: Al Gator
You forgot the rope and the rail ... That's OK. I got 'em handy.
28 posted on
06/14/2006 7:04:29 AM PDT by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Al Gator
1 five gallon can of roof coating (tar) And it has to be nice the scalding hot.
36 posted on
06/14/2006 7:09:25 AM PDT by
Spiff
("They start yelling, 'Murderer!' 'Traitor!' They call me by name." - Gael Murphy, Code Pink leader)
To: Al Gator
1 five gallon can of roof coating (tar, hot!)
67 posted on
06/14/2006 7:55:25 AM PDT by
TXnMA
("Allah" = Satan in disguise)
To: Al Gator
Add to your list: two long rails...for riding 'em out of town, tarred and feathered.
229 posted on
06/15/2006 8:20:33 PM PDT by
Ciexyz
(Let us always remember, the Lord is in control.)
To: Al Gator
I prefer an old Naval punishment.
Keel-haul him.
Using an aircraft carrier.
264 posted on
07/06/2006 9:21:31 AM PDT by
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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