Yeah I'm a conservative. I want to make government bigger and bigger. I want to have entangling relations everywhere [read war] and be the world's policeman. I want tax cuts for this generation so the next generation will love us when they have to pay back by reselling imported goods. [but I want to help inflate the currency so they pay back with cheaper dollars] P.S. Just kidding - I'm not a today 'conservative' cross-dresser.
A 'compassionate conservative'? :)