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(Snork! Snork!)
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
He might, honey, but I don't, and I don't care about your Daddy and his boyfriend either. Now take your pills...
If one was inclined to believe this fiction at all, ChaCha blew it by pretending the little liberal-in-training, whose brainwashing already is advanced enough that she believes Republicans are responsible for every wrong in her pathetic little life, is nonetheless so refined that she refers to the head witch doctor as "Mr. Bush".
Anyone who knows KoolAid liberals such as ChaCha knows that is way beyond believing in Santa Clause.
Of course, liberals choose to believe that Michael Moore makes "documentaries", so I imagine they know thay can spin whatever yarns they like and have them lapped up like cheap Merlo by those eager to believe anything that fits their delusional system.