What a tantalizing question! Let's see. SC Justices Ginsburg and Stevens could announce that they're retiring. Hillary could develop Tourette's Syndrome (imagine what she'd have to say about Bill). Castro could drop dead. The citizens of China could revolt against their govt and set up a capitalist republic. Chuck Schumer could develop a terror of cameras and microphones. Sierra Club members could develop an allergy to trees and grass. An American entrepreneur could develop the Mr. Coffee fusion machine shown in Back To The Future Part II, which creates fuel from ordinary househould garbage.
Just for starters.
What else could go wrong for the idiot, treasonous, globalist, Machiavellian, Marxist lefties?
SC Justices Ginsburg and Stevens could be discovered . . . expired from a blunt instrument
and heart attack
in the park after 03:00 in the morning
on the very spot where Vince Foster's body was found;
naked in each other's arms
but with bludgeon holes from Queen Shrillery's scepter
with her DNA and blood mixed with theirs on the scepter
and tire tracks in the mud from Scuba Teddy's car
leaving the park scene
in a very weaving fashion
with scrapes on several trees along the way
and a few rare oaks destroyed
by Teddy's car careening into them.
Also destroyed by his drunken escape
were 3 spotted owl nests full of babies.