[CWOJackson]

Everyone on that list is small potatoes. This is just a smoke screen to mask the REAL secret meeting going on at a REAL secret location.

Don't tell anyone, but the REAL meeting has REAL world masters; Sam Walton, Dave Thomas, Col. Sanders, Capt. Kangeroo, Elvis, JFK (he's actually the Grand Poobah), etc.

[Revolting cat!]

Don't forget the Chairman himself and his disarming, deceitful grin!

[Feiny]

I am not just the President, but also a member.....of the Hair Club for Men.