The GOP used the Rove Mind Control Device, or the RMCD. It only works on democrats by broadcasting subliminal waves that keep repeating on election day, "It's still Monday, it's still Monday....."
Funny...I always thought the hurricane machine had something to do with it.
My bad...
Or maybe its a multi-purpose device? With different settings, so in other words, it could control minds, or control the weather?