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NYT: George Bush Can't Swim
FGS | 06/11/2006 | FGS

Posted on 06/10/2006 11:31:24 PM PDT by ForGod'sSake

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To: ForGod'sSake

Great work. This is an update on an older version, and it is perfect after the Rats hero Z Pig got zotted.


41 posted on 06/11/2006 8:45:31 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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To: Grampa Dave
This is an update on an older version...

Really??? I missed it. I got the idea from another Freeper whom I meant to acknowlege, but lost his nick in the shuffle. Thanks.

42 posted on 06/11/2006 9:04:57 AM PDT by ForGod'sSake (ABCNNBCBS: An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly.)
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To: WashingtonStateRepublican

"NYT: George Bush Can't Swim"

Al Gore can't think.

Ted "Fat Ass" Kennedy can't drive.

Nancy Pelosi must creep up on her dinner.

Al Franken is a jerk.

Is this news? ;)


43 posted on 06/11/2006 9:07:53 AM PDT by Levante
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To: M0sby

I'm one up on you. I'm on an island surrounded by ocean with a volcano in the middle. (Maui) LOL


44 posted on 06/11/2006 9:30:11 AM PDT by fish hawk
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To: MJY1288
Will Dingy Harry and Nancy Pelosi attend Zarqawi's funeral? :-)

Seriously, though, folks, it wouldn't surprise me to see Cindy Sheehan there.

45 posted on 06/11/2006 9:40:12 AM PDT by HIDEK6
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To: ForGod'sSake

Yours is far better than the old one.


46 posted on 06/11/2006 9:54:26 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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To: Grampa Dave
After George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot. Some additional headlines...

The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac River".

The L.A. Times : "George Bush has a water phobia"

The Washington Times : "Bush's conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat".

Mother Jones : "Bush steps in it".

47 posted on 06/11/2006 10:20:21 AM PDT by ForGod'sSake (ABCNNBCBS: An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly.)
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To: All
Found this HERE:

Breaking news! Bush Can't Swim!

Posted By: Geoffrey the "Cruel Conservative"
Date: Monday, 15 May 2006, at 1:43 pm

"President Unable To Swim Ashore
15 May 2006/AP

Washington D.C. - During a pre-Oval Office speech about NSA efforts to spy on American citizen's telephone conversations, President Bush fell from a small craft into the Potomac River and was unable to swim ashore. According to eyewitnesses, including members of the press assembled for a question-answer period prior to the speech, the President walked ashore rather than swim.

When pressed by reporters to answer for Mr. Bush, White House spokesman Snow was unable to come up with an explantion for the display regarding Mr. Bush's inability to swim ashore, instead insisting Mr. Bush made it ashore and that was all that mattered.

"He walked on water, for crying out loud," Mr. Snow insisted. Mr. Snow later added, "You were all there, you all saw it, why won't you just report what you saw? Didn't anybody think to take a picture?"

But, according to White House press corps reporter Helen Thomas of the Hearst Syndicate News Services, Mr. Bush, "...didn't exactly walk on the water." According to Ms. Thomas, "Well, he sort of did but, it's not like anybody was actually looking to make sure there wasn't a platform under the water. That's my guess: the whole thing was a put-up job and he was really walking on the back of frog-men or a passing turtle."

Mr. Bush, when asked repeatedly to explain his use of subaquarian platforms to make it seem as though he had not been able to swim responded, "I guess someone up there just likes me."

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has scheduled hearings to investigate and promises, "We'll get to the bottom of this if it takes every leaker in the CIA, FBI and NSA to do it!"


48 posted on 06/11/2006 10:28:43 AM PDT by ForGod'sSake (ABCNNBCBS: An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly.)
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To: ForGod'sSake

"The Washington Times : "Bush's conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat".

This has to be one of the best laughs of a laugh filled morning.


49 posted on 06/11/2006 10:42:27 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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To: fish hawk

Well...then...George would not be AT ALL safe near your home.


50 posted on 06/11/2006 1:52:28 PM PDT by M0sby (((PROUD WIFE of MSgt Edwards USMC)))
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To: WashingtonStateRepublican; Allegra; JRios1968
The White House has a pool, maybe GW should learn to swim. Either way, if he does experience trouble while in a body of water, the Secret Service is there to assist.

I don't really consider someone's swimming abilities news, or lack thereof. Is this the best the New York Times can come up with?


No offense, but LOL.....
51 posted on 06/11/2006 1:54:29 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq - WTFO)
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To: ForGod'sSake

lol..my favorite would be.."Bush not good for terrorist's health..kills many..get credit for none..ubl hides in burqas in deepest caves..like the coward that it is"..now that would be a great headline..


52 posted on 06/11/2006 9:22:24 PM PDT by BerniesFriend
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To: ForGod'sSake

;^) bttt
good one, FGS


53 posted on 06/12/2006 5:28:13 AM PDT by FBD ("Rapid immigration is at odds with rapid assimilation.)
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