To: Lacey
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was calmly playing Nintendo while little fluffy kittens pranced around him before being tortured by occupation forces, sources say.
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was drawing rainbows and unicorns, with crayons, when Amerikkan Stormtroopers murdered him, according to sources.
Oh sorry, I was trying to think up of other possible MSM headlines. ;-)
57 posted on
06/10/2006 10:49:46 AM PDT by
kb2614
(Hell hath no fury than a bureaucrat scorned)
To: kb2614
Unless his head was sawed off while he was still alive then he died much too easily and still owes much agony on the other side.
71 posted on
06/10/2006 10:53:53 AM PDT by
Taliesan
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