[kb2614]

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was calmly playing Nintendo while little fluffy kittens pranced around him before being tortured by occupation forces, sources say.

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was drawing rainbows and unicorns, with crayons, when Amerikkan Stormtroopers murdered him, according to sources.

Oh sorry, I was trying to think up of other possible MSM headlines. ;-)

[Taliesan]

Unless his head was sawed off while he was still alive then he died much too easily and still owes much agony on the other side.