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To: SirLinksalot
The only thing Coulter, Kennedy, and Dobson have in common is that they are carbon based life forms.
6 posted on 06/10/2006 8:35:10 AM PDT by anonymous_user (62% of repondents say they lie to pollsters.)
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To: anonymous_user
Coulter, Kennedy, and Dobson ... are carbon based life forms.

Coulter and Dobson, yes. There is some doubt about Kennedy. Medical records leaked from studies of Kennedy indicate that his blood has been so diluted by Scotch and single-malt whiskey that hemoglobin is no longer the oxygen-binding factor. He has in essence mutated into a life-form that transports oxygen through some unidentified chemical derivative of ethyl alcohol.

Or at least that's what the experts speculate.

23 posted on 06/10/2006 10:05:02 AM PDT by IronJack
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