"Why not feed his remains to the hogs?"
What you got against hogs?
I don't think you'd be offending the hogs. I can remember several old sows that would enjoy devouring his carcass, although those particular old gals have gone to hog heaven by now.
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What you got against hogs?
No kidding... that Muslim meat is unclean, y'know. ;-)
I can see a Far Side-like cartoon, with the pigs weighing the options. One of them finally say: "I saw we do it, and trichinosis be damned!"