We could also feed his carcass to pigs, but that could contaminate our nation's livestock industry.
Better off just saying we did, and say we fed the contaminated pork to the jihadi at Gitmo and Supermax.
You don't understand. Recycling the corpse through a bunch of pigs would purify it. They we send the byproduct back to his family. They can have the hogs too, but I don't think they'd want them.