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US doctors begin Zarqawi autopsy
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| 06/10/06
Posted on 06/10/2006 7:08:02 AM PDT by Pokey78
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To: SampleMan
"2000 pounders would have been nice, but then we wouldn't have any body confirmation."
Yep, it's a great deal harder to do DNA testing on a puree of ten different bodies that have been splashed to the four winds...
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:09:07 AM PDT
by
Old Student
(WRM, MSgt, USAF(Ret.))
To: smith288
We could also feed his carcass to pigs, but that could contaminate our nation's livestock industry.
Better off just saying we did, and say we fed the contaminated pork to the jihadi at Gitmo and Supermax.
To: NavVet
I bet they find out that he died from accidently falling off the stretcher...20 times. ROFLMAO
That's what happens when you try to crawl away from people that are attempting to help you.
Or that he has boot prints all over his arse.
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:12:41 AM PDT
by
Fruitbat
To: Emmett McCarthy
I was kinda hoping that they shoved a nice big pork sausage up his rump just before he died. Even treating this carcass with anything resembling "human dignity" is counter-productive. Those who would like to get involved in terrorism or "jihad" should know that they are a POS and that their remains will be disposed of accordingly - and very publicly, too. Hey, what's that doc? Looks like a Johnsonville Brat!
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:13:58 AM PDT
by
Fruitbat
To: Eric in the Ozarks
Put him in a body bag with 100 pounds of pork rinds. What they should have done when they found him alive is drag him out into the street to the Iraqis, hand him off, and tell them that it's Zarqawi and that he needs medical attention. Then leave and turn a blind eye.
But I guess they needed pics of a positive ID. He'd have looked like Mussolini when they got finished with him.
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:17:10 AM PDT
by
Fruitbat
To: Eric in the Ozarks
Put him in a body bag with 100 pounds of pork rinds. What they should have done when they found him alive is drag him out into the street to the Iraqis, hand him off, and tell them that it's Zarqawi and that he needs medical attention. Then leave and turn a blind eye.
But I guess they needed pics of a positive ID. He'd have looked like Mussolini when they got finished with him.
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:17:11 AM PDT
by
Fruitbat
To: Vigilanteman
No, no, no ... grind his verminous ass up and feed him to swine, then gather the poop and send it in a jar wrapped with raw bacon to the Mullahs of Iran.
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:17:24 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
To: I_Like_Spam
I can't see actually participating in such a stupid superstition. I'm of the "Hey, it couldn't hurt..." school of thought on this issue. It needn't be excessive or obvious, just a pickled pig lip or ham hock tucked behind his liver.
Of course, he's already reached his final destination. You must admit, though, that if Zark *did* manage to land on a cloud in jihadi paradise, it's amusing to imagine him being yanked away from his honeyed cakes and virgins and cast into the furnace - all because someone flicked a piece of bacon into his carcass.
"What the...??! NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:24:00 AM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(The Tree of Liberty thirsts...)
To: Spruce
Very descriptive. Glad I had had breakfast before reading it.
To: NavVet
To: M-cubed
There were reports that the 101st Airbirne had Air Assaulted into (and had taken over) the nearby village, and that he knew the house was surrounded. There were other reports that he and his thugs were huddled in the basement.
There are definite signs of overpressure (as opposed to shrapnel) damage visible on his face.
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:33:36 AM PDT
by
TXnMA
("Allah" = Satan in disguise)
To: Pokey78
"they would be sensitive to Muslim traditions about dealing with the body."
What is this C**p! Most muslim religious leaders say that killing innocent muslims is against their religion and anyone who does is an APOSTATE!
That means that muslim rules do not APPLY!
These B**tards want everything both ways. It is time
to tell them to stuff it! We have more bombs!!!
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:35:14 AM PDT
by
Prost1
(We can build a wall, we can evict - "Si, se puede!")
To: Pokey78
His family, some of whom view him as a martyr, have asked for the return of his body to Jordan for burial but it is not clear if the Jordanian government or the US military will permit this. No problem, but we're going to recycle it through a pen full of hogs first.
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:37:45 AM PDT
by
El Gato
To: knarf
Looks to me like the concussive pressure pushed his innards up into his headThat's consistent with SOES (Sudden Extreme Overpressure Syndrome) ;>)
To: Pokey78
Two military experts were flown in to perform the procedure he said, adding that they would be sensitive to Muslim traditions about dealing with the body. Presumably, this involves sawing off the head with a dull knife.
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:47:46 AM PDT
by
LouD
To: small voice in the wilderness
"Hey, two gerbils. How did they get in here??"...Something's out of Gere...
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:50:25 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Cry hassock, and rest the dogs some more!)
To: tanknetter
We ought to replace each of his organs with one from a pig and sew him right back up.
:-) (Why do I enjoy this evil-thinking so much?)
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:52:24 AM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Abathar
Wow... Hey Joe come look at his head, who knew bomb shrapnel could produce holes precisely 5.56mm in diameter? Why not. It's well known that debris created in an airplane crash can cause .45 inch, perfectly round, holes in skull bones.
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:55:44 AM PDT
by
El Gato
To: river rat
Will that include feeding the bastard into a tree shredder? That would be offensive to the Baathists. They use industrial plastic shredders for the job.
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posted on
06/10/2006 8:58:02 AM PDT
by
El Gato
To: I_Like_Spam
We can say we stuffed him in a bag full of pork rinds, without actually doing it, and get the same effect. I can't see actually participating in such a stupid superstition. We have used this tactic in the past in the Phillipines in the early part of the 20th century. Pershing used this to subdue the Moro(Muslim) tribes.
Use their superstitions against them.
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posted on
06/10/2006 9:01:12 AM PDT
by
Pistolshot
(Condi 2008.<------added January 2004. Remember you heard it here first)
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