Every time I read a story on pornography, I always think of the old joke about the guy that went to the doctor to find out why his private parts had turned orange. After batteries of tests, and consultation between many doctors, medical science was just stumped.
As the guy is talking with his doctor the doc says, "We just don't have any idea what is going on in your case... I think it my be helpful if you filled in some information we need."
"What is your occupation?” The doc asked.
"I own my own restaurant", answered the guy.
"What do you do for fun... you know... hobbies etc".
The guy answers, "Oh hell doc, I just sit around the house drinking beer, eatin' Cheetos and watchin' porn films"!
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LMAO!
LOL! I never heard that one, and I thought I'd heard all but the most obscure ones.