If global warming is melting all the glaciers we should not let them go to waste!
This is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. We can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious fluids.
Mine the glaciers now and mix a drink of pure grain alcohol and rainwater!
LOL!