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Paradise Is Overrated (Iowahawk Guest Commentary
by Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi)
Iowahawk
| David Burge
Posted on 06/09/2006 8:49:08 AM PDT by dighton
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To: dighton
For those unfamiliar with Iowahawk's work, I can
highly recommend this gem from the past.
Stop Comparing Me to American Moonbats
Iowahawk Special Guest Commentary By Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
...Oh sure, the infidel progressives like to talk a good game. Theyll call you freedom fighters and the resistance and Iraqi Minutemen. But soon as you need some volunteers to take out a grade school full of collaborators, theyre like, sorry dude, Ive got to run off some International ANSWER fliers at Kinkos.
Next, when you string up some smoldering infidel carcasses from a Fallujah bridge, theyre all like, f*** yeah, screw those mercenaries! High five, man! Cmon, man, dont leave me hangin bro! But where were these guys when there was dismemberment and heavy carcass-lifting to do? Updating the UBB scripts on their f***ing message boards, thats where.
And please, dont even get me started about the armchair quarterbacking. They want you to kill crusaders, but only enough that the other ones go home, I guess so they can film the survivors for a weepy poignant Vietnam documentary. Oh yeah, great plan, Field Marshall Von Sundance. Im right on it, just as soon I FIND A PLACE WHERE I CAN GET TWO F***ING HOURS OF BOMB-FREE SLEEP.
Holy dung, like I dont have enough of my own local idiots to put up with....
To: 68skylark
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posted on
06/09/2006 9:31:50 AM PDT
by
Mark was here
(How can they be called "Homeless" if their home is a field?.)
To: dighton
C-ya, Zarkman.......
NOT!
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posted on
06/09/2006 9:38:28 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(eludium PU36 explosive space modulator)
To: dighton
someone with posting privileges over at DU should really post a link to that, it is HILARIOUS!
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posted on
06/09/2006 9:47:47 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Steve0113
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posted on
06/09/2006 10:23:28 AM PDT
by
nina0113
To: aculeus; Senator Bedfellow; hellinahandcart; Billthedrill; IowaHawk; Tijeras_Slim; Larry Lucido; ...
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posted on
06/09/2006 10:53:08 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: bannie
I love the idea that the last thing he saw was the grin on the face of an American soldier.
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posted on
06/09/2006 11:02:18 AM PDT
by
Mister Da
(The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
To: dighton
Plus I guess them foxy heaven hos also appreciate a couple of splashes of cologne so they don't have to smell your stanky sack. It's just common martyr courtesy, and that's why around the AQ office we call Brut "the smell of death". Good grief, even in death the guy don't understand cologne ain't deodorant, you can't cover up stank with a bottle of Brut, though they all try this method.
Now, I'm horny, hungry, and annoyed.
How is this any different from Life, eh?
To: dighton
Dude, I can't even fart anymore, I hoot.
To: dighton
In the meantime, I'm trying to keep thinking positive. It's been a little rough here so far, but at least I haven't noticed a single Marine.Funny. With a great ending line.
God bless all our service men and women.
To: dighton
Laughing hysterically at work and I don't give a rip who knows why.
I was a little worried about the 'Hawk - you know he and the Z-man were pretty tight. Mebbe flowers or hootch or something...
To: dighton
"...man, I don't fart. I
hoot..."
ROTFLMFAO
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posted on
06/09/2006 11:48:22 AM PDT
by
CGVet58
(God has granted us Liberty, and we owe Him Courage in return)
To: dighton
around the AQ office we call Brut "the smell of death".
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posted on
06/09/2006 12:01:27 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(There's plenty of room for all God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.)
To: dighton; IowaHawk
BRILLIANT!
Thanks for the ping, dighton.
To: SnarlinCubBear
Language not suitable for snarlin, either
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posted on
06/09/2006 1:03:11 PM PDT
by
SnarlinCubBear
(I snarl, therefore I am)
To: dighton
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posted on
06/09/2006 2:35:09 PM PDT
by
D-fendr
To: 68skylark
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posted on
06/09/2006 2:37:48 PM PDT
by
CGVet58
(God has granted us Liberty, and we owe Him Courage in return)
To: dighton
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posted on
06/09/2006 3:08:23 PM PDT
by
Kenny Bunkport
(Left's reaction to "GODLESS": "They haven't hated a book this much since the Bible." (pissant))
To: dighton; IowaHawk
BTTT & LOL x 10...
Glad everybody else has left the office -- must read the archives now.
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posted on
06/09/2006 4:04:31 PM PDT
by
T-Bird45
To: Velveeta
hahahahahahaha thanks for the ping. Fabulous!!
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posted on
06/09/2006 4:28:11 PM PDT
by
WestCoastGal
(Jr.I'll ride it to the third flat tire,but then you can get somebody else to get in here for the 4th)
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