[Liz]

Rep. William Jefferson, D-La., makes a statement at Washington's National Airport on his way to Switzerland. (AP)

"What's Nancy Pelosi all upset about? I was only helping out a distinguished foreign leader."

"What happened was that I got an email from Nigerian General Kachinga Cheatchusuckah."

"Now, once Idi Amin's secret Ugandan gold reserves are transferred from a Swiss bank vault to a refrigerated truck I leased, it will all make sense."

[mewzilla]

Sounds like Jefferson and the CBC are threatening to engage in some MAD.