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To: seamus

"This is just to cover Bush's [rear] so he doesn't have to answer" for Iraqi civilians being killed by the U.S. military and his own sagging poll numbers, said Rep. Pete Stark, California Democrat."

Sure it is. Happened like this:
(Phone rings)
Zarqawi: Hello?
Bush: Hey there, my smelly friend. Heh heh. You feelin' the heat yet?
Zarqawi: Bring it on Dubya.
Bush: Look, poll numbers are down, Greenspan has left,...looks like I'm going to have to activate the Babylon Option.
Zarqawi: Uh,...
Bush: Come on now. You got the 71 or is it 72,...anyway Virgins waiting right?
Zarqawi: Uh...how do I know what they look like?
Bush: Well now, heh heh, don't know exactly but uh..
IT specialist: got him Mr. president.
Zarqawi: Got who?..What's that red light?...**BOOOOM**
Bush: Zarqawi? Zarqawi, are you there? Heh, heh. Looks like I reached a disconnected number.


232 posted on 06/08/2006 5:29:04 PM PDT by Tulsa Ramjet ("If not now, when?")
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To: Tulsa Ramjet

ROFLMAO!!!!!!


235 posted on 06/08/2006 5:34:54 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (History is soon Forgotten,)
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