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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I hope these people exhaust the available supply of virgins in their eternity.


10 posted on 06/08/2006 11:49:17 AM PDT by caisson71
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To: caisson71
I hope these people exhaust the available supply of virgins in their eternity.

There's an infinite supply, but rumors are that the quality has degraded considerably from Mohammed's (Pork Be Upon Him) time. They used to resemble Marlow Thomas, but with more curves, now they more closely resemble Helen Thomas. Of course one of the requirement is that one *must* "service" all one's virgins on a regular basis forever.

82 posted on 06/08/2006 3:51:48 PM PDT by El Gato
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