[Keli Kilohana]

Democrat response:

Well, it took long enough!

Great! Now, we've got another martyr.

How do you think that this affects the virgin shortage in paradise?

Yeah, big deal! What about ObL?

What about Abu Gharib?

You think that this will end anything?

Haditha! HADITHA! HADITHA!!!

Well, I'd feel better about it, if we didn't have the Haditha, the Vietnamesque My-Lai-type Massacre, hanging over our Marine's head.

Where's the WMD?

This is how you negotiate with the freedom fighters? Now, all you have done is stirred up Muslim radicals and there will be more recruits to al Qaida!

Redeploy!

Cut and run!

John Kerry would have handled it differently--twice. And, then he would have regretted his decision.

Al Gore, "This is going to make Global Warming worser." V Yada...yada...yada...

[Bender2]

CNN's Brenda Starr says she'll keep on reporting US War Crimes even while American Agents are pressing her to stop...

Meanwhile, Katie is too stunned to speak...