When the attorney arrived at St. Peter's gate, he was confused why he was there.
St. Peter replies, "You're 82 years old and lived a reasonably long life." The attorney is dumbfounded and sputters, "I'm only 32!"
Looking in his book, St. Peter says, "Not according to your billable hours."
Yeah, but he got a huge estate in heaven for being the only lawyer there.
That and the lawyer's clock that every one has that ticks once for every sin was being used as a fan by heaven.
And he's really lucky as a lawyer in his life he wasn't used for medical experiments...because lawyers are more plentiful than lab rats, the lab assistance don't get as attached and there's some things a rat just won't do.