Attention staff and Bush haters. This is not a drill, this is not a drill. Our ally in Iraq Abu Musaab Al Zarqawi is dead. Let your Bush hating rages to level never seen before. Create all the lies that you can possibly print. Change the subject from our ally death and bring out all our lies that we have been spewing for the last five years.
PS: Wear your Hate Bush and Hate the troops T-Shirts to work today.
You can hear the shrieks and wailing from the NY Times building all the way to the Hudson river.
Thanks for all your hard work there, FRiend.