[GSlob]

"I wonder if Teddy will find an aesthetic objection to this?"
Nope. The whole thing is critically dependent on him - he generates tides each time he takes a plunge in water for a swim. It has been designed to flatter his vanity and make him useful, at least for something.

[saganite]

So you're saying they could tap the power from his tidal surges? Why not go for the triple header and tap the hot air from his mouth and the natural gas from--well, you know.

[Westlander]

Has any consideration been given to the helpless empty bottles of scotch sucked into the intake gate needed for the swimmer ?

[KarlInOhio]

Nope. The whole thing is critically dependent on him - he generates tides each time he takes a plunge in water for a swim.

Not very efficient. You have to burn gasoline to raise corn, wheat, barley and rye. You then convert those to ethanol to fuel the Kennedy family and especially Fat Ted.

It would be more efficient (and safer for Massachusetts drivers) to just burn that gasoline instead of making ethanol and pouring it down Ted throat.