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Plantation man cuts off hand while mowing lawn(DARWIN?)
Miami Hearld ^ | 06/07/2006 | MELISSA SANCHEZ

Posted on 06/07/2006 7:56:27 AM PDT by devane617

A Plantation man who was mowing his lawn this morning accidentally cut off his hand in the process, officials said.

The man, who lives behind the Jacaranda Golf Club in the 9600 block of Conch Shell Manor, was taken to Broward General Medical Center on trauma alert, said Joel Gordon, spokesman for the Plantation Fire Department.

More details will emerge as the investigation continues.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: darwinaward; hand; holdmuhbeer; mow; wrong
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Wow, how can you cut your hand off while mowing? By sticking your hand in the mower blade while it is running? I feel very bad for this guy, but waiting for details.
1 posted on 06/07/2006 7:56:32 AM PDT by devane617
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There was a guy that cut off some fingers by using a mower to trim a hedge...


2 posted on 06/07/2006 7:58:04 AM PDT by P-40 (Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
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My father once broke two fingers while trying to clean the snowblower attachment to his lawn tractor. He forgot that the blower attachment was still engaged. Ouch!


3 posted on 06/07/2006 8:00:02 AM PDT by RexBeach ("There is no substitute for victory." -Douglas MacArthur)
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Wow, how can you cut your hand off while mowing?

By trying to remove grass clumps from the discharge opening while the mower is running maybe?

4 posted on 06/07/2006 8:00:04 AM PDT by Kenton
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Wow, how can you cut your hand off while mowing?

It depends on the volume of beer involved.

5 posted on 06/07/2006 8:00:33 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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how can you cut your hand off while mowing?

Most probable way was he was trying to remove an object (stick, rock) that jammed the blades.

6 posted on 06/07/2006 8:02:00 AM PDT by Michael.SF. ("I don't think Pat Kennedy is crazy, he's just a drunk" -- G. Gordon Liddy (5-10-06))
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atomicpossum, did you ever go possum kicking when young? maybe you still do...when I was a teen we lived in the VERY backwoods. Our big fun was getting drunk and chasing possums though a peanut field.


7 posted on 06/07/2006 8:03:09 AM PDT by devane617 (It's McCain and a Rat -- Now what?)
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Nope, not a Darwin award. By def, a Darwin award is for ending the ability to reproduce. Now, if he used his hand to reproduce (I dont want to go there), I'd agree.


8 posted on 06/07/2006 8:05:52 AM PDT by Lokibob (Spelling and typos are copyrighted. Please do not use.)
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More details will emerge as the investigation continues.

What details could remain to be discovered? Did they not find the hand, or something?

9 posted on 06/07/2006 8:06:00 AM PDT by jebeier (I'm having a Patty and Selma moment. I want to light up a cigarette and chuckle, and I don't smoke!)
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"By trying to remove grass clumps from the discharge opening while the mower is running maybe?"

Fingers yes, a whole hand is possible, but both hands...i dunno. I like the removing something that jammed the blade idea someone else posted. Maybe he tried to start it up like they used to start up the old prop planes. ;)


10 posted on 06/07/2006 8:08:46 AM PDT by tfecw (It's for the children)
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... did you ever go possum kicking when young?

No, but I did play frog-ball under the neighborhood street lights when young. You'd be surprised how many innings you get out of one toad. ...tough little buggers.

Possum kicking? Is that for distance or accuracy?

11 posted on 06/07/2006 8:09:06 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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Bah, reading comprehension is my friend.

Wonder where i got the idea he lost both hands.


12 posted on 06/07/2006 8:10:27 AM PDT by tfecw (It's for the children)
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He needs a lawyer...right now...doctor later


13 posted on 06/07/2006 8:10:45 AM PDT by Youngman442002
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"street lights"...I have lived in the BigCity for many years now and tend to forget about country life. Everytime I visit family I am shocked at how dark it is in the country. Was driving to my brothers house a few months ago and had to drive about 50 miles via old country roads with not street lights. I was amazed at how completely dark it gets.


14 posted on 06/07/2006 8:14:35 AM PDT by devane617 (It's McCain and a Rat -- Now what?)
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What details could remain to be discovered? Did they not find the hand, or something?

The police may believe that the case is similar to one near here. A man had his toes cut off in what he said was a mowing accident. It later turned out that his "accident" was actually a final request for payment from his recreational pharmaceutical retailer.

15 posted on 06/07/2006 8:15:58 AM PDT by magslinger (WWJBD? What Would Jack Bauer Do?)
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And all this time I thought that the "don't touch blade while motor is running" label was obvious and unnecesary.


16 posted on 06/07/2006 8:17:30 AM PDT by D1X1E (Ever wonder if you make a difference in the world? Marines don't have that problem.)
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Why the hell was this guy cutting his own lawn?

Illegals are there for that.


17 posted on 06/07/2006 8:18:05 AM PDT by petercooper (Cemeteries & the ignorant - comprising 2 of the largest Democrat voting blocs for the past 75 years.)
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I read it the same way... lost both hands?!? Until I read your post.


18 posted on 06/07/2006 8:18:19 AM PDT by DigitalVideoDude (It's amazing what you can accomplish when you don't care who gets the credit. -Ronald Reagan)
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If you get a piece of wire wrapped around the blade, or a piece of sturdy plastic, it can acquire quite a bit of tension without it being noticeable.

When you try to take it off, the blade can start spinning violently.

I know an experienced mechanic who lost his thumb this way.


19 posted on 06/07/2006 8:19:47 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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Wow, how can you cut your hand off while mowing?

Maybe laying down on the job?

20 posted on 06/07/2006 8:21:05 AM PDT by WesternPacific
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