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To: jebeier

I don't have time to read the thread -- gotta go and build the products that make America great -- If someone already posted this, sorry for the duplicate...BUT

There must have been a recent meeting at the kennedy Compound. They must have decided that the Kennedy name needs a little refreshing. They're ALL coming out fighting. RFK Jr writes an article on the Ohio election results, that includes not one new idea, and lots that has already been discounted. Teddy writes a couple, and again, not one new idea. Caroline shows up on the Daily Show. pushing her father's book, "Profiles In Courage", which is 50 years old. Time to spiff up the ole family name?


52 posted on 06/07/2006 4:39:11 AM PDT by 9999lakes
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To: 9999lakes
Don't have time to read your post -- gotta go and buy those products that make China mighty -- If someone already posted this, sorry ... but

There must have a been a recent bender at some Kennnedy party house. They've all come down with the hangover crankies. Mean drunks -- meaner when hungover. RFK Jr delerium tremens on ancient Ohio elections, Teddy slaps his belly up and down mightily on his senate desk desk splintering it to pieces, and causing minor injuries to the interns underneath, Carloine, the goth, tiptoes into the today show in black on black eyeliner and in gaspy tones rubs her Dad's "Profiles in Courage" like some ouija board on national TV to the viewing audience of the brain dead.

Big plans. The "Fighting" Kennedy's. Anger fueled by Granddad Joe's rotgut rum, well-aged. Bitter, angry and obnoxious when poured from the bottle, over ice or not.

A perfect match for the average drunken, self-abusive, mean-by-alchohol-poisoning New Englander.

55 posted on 06/07/2006 4:59:28 AM PDT by bvw
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To: 9999lakes

The Kennedys and "Profiles in Courage"?

More like "Profiles in Spoilage"

(Hey, gimme a break - I couldn't find a closer rhyme for courage.)


57 posted on 06/07/2006 5:57:50 AM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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