Me: I am not an animal.
You: Your proud insistence of such merely makes you funnier.
Me: Who'd have thought a human being would argue that they are really an ANIMAL? Be smug about it as well!
Hey, be the animal you wish to be. I won't lose sleep over it. Be a dog. Be a rat. Who cares!
Now you're just being silly... They aren't even in the same ~genus~ we are.