[bnelson44]

wasn't gone very long

[Richard Kimball]

Oh, well. Usually the rehab takes about the same amount of time that it takes for the story to be out of the news cycle. "Kennedy caught in drunken embarrassing moment involving (a) a woman or (b) a vehicle or (c) skis and trees or (d) underage babysitter" should be part of the generic newspaper. It has headlines like "Pope Denounces Violence" and "Critical Flaw Found in Internet Explorer." You only have to buy one paper. No matter what day it is, it's always current.