"This is one loony female. She needs to have kids about as much as I need to own a Boeing 747."
You could at least sell a 747 for scrap.
I know that sounds stupid but I've been up all night and I'm tired and I'm gonna post it anyway.
I should have maybe prefaced that 747 remark with something like this:
"She apparently is as qualified to raise kids as I am to fly a 747."
:)
Sleep tight.