There once was a Senator, Teddy
Who drove an intern off the jetty
With water or straight
Killing brain cells or his date
He's pickled each cell in his head-y
"I just gave John Kerry his annual prostate exam"
There once was a Senator, Teddy
Who drove an intern off the jetty
With water or straight
Killing brain cells or his date
He's pickled each cell in his head-y
But SKerry's a big enough one, Scuba Teddy would have lost his whole arm up to his shoulder.