[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

The local ER was doing some study on these knife hand injuries during holiday seasons, and they ran an alcohol/drug screen free of charge. When it came back negative, the Er doc told her family doc, our friend might want to have a glass of wine before using her new knife. That way if she dropped it, her reflexes would be too slow to catch the knife.

My reflexes and body are too slow when I'm SOBER to catch a falling knife. Thank God.

[Grampa Dave]

"My reflexes and body are too slow when I'm SOBER to catch a falling knife. Thank God."

This gal is a real blonde with a great sense of humor. When she heard what the ER doc said, she called him up asked if it would help if she wore a wig with dark hair in the kitchen. He had to hang up due to a severe laugh attack. His wife is a real blonde who should never have anything heavy or sharp in her hands.