[blam]

"I am hooked on hookworms because hookworms are hooked on me."

Ain't no ticks on me
Ain't no ticks on me
There may be ticks
On some of you chicks
But, there ain't no ticks on me.

[Salamander]

"Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,
And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so on ad infinitum.